Guest Post: The Big Guy with the Beard

Hi everyone. This is Rich (not "Rick", or "Mitch"!), a/k/a the Big Guy with the Beard. Just popping in here to say that, as Mr. Purrman's lawyer, I have advised him that Loki did nothing unlawful when he opined that he was the most awesome cat in the universe, and that as a result I would not be contacting Loki with the threat of litigation.

After giving me a particularly extended Dink-Eye treatment, he walked off, muttering something about the insolence of his staff and that he needed to find a better lawyer.

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  1. KwazziiTheCatJanuary 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM

    Loki Is Better

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    1. LokiJanuary 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM

      Thank you, Kwazzii. Also Rich, tell Dinky that it is extremely funny to me that you could possibly concive that you are superior to me, but lay off the trash talk or I will have to fight fire with fire, as my lawyer knows.

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