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Guest Post: The Big Guy with the Beard

Hi everyone. This is Rich (not "Rick", or "Mitch"!), a/k/a the Big Guy with the Beard. Just popping in here to say that, as Mr. Purrman's lawyer, I have advised him that Loki did nothing unlawful when he opined that he was the most awesome cat in the universe, and that as a result I would not be contacting Loki with the threat of litigation. After giving me a particularly extended Dink-Eye treatment, he walked off, muttering something about the insolence of his staff and that he needed to find a better lawyer.
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Greetings, visitors. It has come to my attention that a certain " Loki "—if that is his real name—is claiming to be "the absolute most awesome cat in the whole universe." This is preposterous, and I cannot let this young upstart get away with such insolence and calumny. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dinkybutt Purrman—Dinky or D-Butt to my friends; Mr. Purrman, D. Butt Purrman, or His Royal Hiney to you—and I am the absolute most awesome cat in the whole universe. Those who dare to disagree will bear the full brunt of my withering look, better known as the Dink-Eye. This Loki character boasts that he has "pet humans." Isn't that nice? I, however, have human  staff . Foremost among them is Eva, who is the most wonderful woman in the world, my true love, my soul mate. My favorite activity is to lie in her lap while she gives me scritches. I insist on this pretty much any time she is at home, which should be all the time but sadly isn't. S...
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